Very recently I ………

..mastered in lot of skills……….

1. To smile when I really have to shout at …the top of my voice………
2. To say “No’ instead of ‘Yes’ when I really want to say “No’.
3. To show my daughter that I really love and care her…(Earlier my lover, who happened to be my wife, accused me of not showing my love..(No double meaning you dirty mind))
4. To sit for hours without doing anything at all…
5. Fishing through useless TV news channels to find a perfect match for my cousin!!

Well I have to think for more points……